Andrea and I were reading the Sunday paper in bed.

Andrea: Did you know OJ Simpson was on the world record holding 400 meter relay team at USC
Me: Yeah, the guy could run.
Andrea: He still can.

Ouch.

I am a sports snob – especially when it comes to baseball and football. I consider myself fairly knowledgeable regarding these sports. Because of my love of sports I enjoy listening to sports radio – except when it comes to listening to call-in shows. I find myself yelling at the radio when I hear stupid comments about how “that bum” on the local Major League team “has to go.” Never mind that the “bum” was injured part of the year, or that he didn’t have anyone protecting him in the lineup so he didn’t get much to hit.

Aaaagh!

To the moron in the truck in the parking lot in front of Blockbuster Video:

I don’t know where you got the idea that after you passed a parking space you could put on your turn signal and back into the spot I was about to take. But the fact that you refused to look at me as you pulled your little stunt shows what a tough guy you are.

Moron.

Overheard at my Y. A woman discussing group exercise classes with a friend.

“I was going to sign up for kick boxing class, but then I found out they don’t let you hit anyone.”

Every once in a while, I get both orange chicken and sweet and sour pork from Panda Express. I always feel a twinge of guilt when I order this.

Forget the day after Thanksgiving.

The official start of the Holiday Season is when Starbucks begins serving their Eggnog Lattes.

Decisions are made by those who show up.

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