I stayed home from work today due to a nose that has been running non-stop for the past 36 hours - despite a strong dose of Sudafed.

Andrea called on her way home from work to see if I wanted her to pick up dinner. I told her I wanted KFC Chicken Strips. KFC is in a shopping center near her work. There’s also a McDonalds and numerous other stores.

A few minutes after I told her I wanted KFC chicken strips, she called again.

Andrea: I’m in the drive-thru at McDonalds! I thought it was KFC! What do you want

Me: (As I hear “Welcome to McDonalds, can I take your order” in the background) Um, okay, I’ll take a double quarter pounder with cheese meal.

Andrea: I only have $5

Me: Okay, I’ll take a #2 (two cheesburger meal).

Andrea: Okay, bye.

So, Honey, just blame it on the pregnancy. And be glad I know that a #2 Value Meal at McDonalds costs under $5.