1) A fluid Ounce in the United Kingdom is different than a fluid ounce in the United States. (At least that’s what the baby bottles say)

2) The little snaps on a Onesie are so strong I’m thinking of using them when we fit Swee’Pea for her chastity belt.

3) Just about every television program has Closed Captioning for hearing impaired (and people with sleeping babies).

4) Baby poop after ingesting formula is WAY worse than baby poop after ingesting breast milk.

5) Surprisingly, one can operate on four hours sleep a night (Just don’t expect me to be all jovial. I mean, I AM operating on just FOUR HOURS SLEEP!)

6) Breast feeding is *&%#ing hard! I mean, it’s a wonder the human race survived this long! I’m certain that the population explosion on this planet must have coincided with the invention of baby formula.

7) You can pay someone to come to your house to give pointers on breast feeding. (So this is what all those Art History majors ended up doing after college.)

Ants like breast milk (you don’t want to know how we know this).

9) Once you have two newborn babies, the outside world ceases to exist. I have no idea what has gone on in the world in the last two weeks.

10) Holding two sleeping babies in my arms is even more awesome than I thought it would be.