Things recently heard around my house
“Uh, Swee’Pea, I don’t think TheMonk wants you to put your feet in his face.”
“No, Son, that’s a cell phone in my pocket.”
[with angelic face] “No, I no hit TheMonk, Daddy.” [With all evidence being to the contrary]
“I WANNA EAT TAMBOURINE!! I WANNA EAT TAMBORIIIIINNNEE!! [She meant nectarine]
“Daddy, has a beard. It has black and white colors. I gonna have a beard. It’s gonna be pink and yellow ’cause they’re my favorite color.” [Let's hope you never have a beard, Swee'Pea.]
[Daddy pretending to be TheMonk] “Waaaaaah, I WANNA DO IT BY MYSELF!!!!” [TheMonk, being Daddy] “Okay.”
Filed under: Life with Twins — Childsplayx2, Copyright (c) 2005-12 @ 7:42 am Comments (5)
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Kids are more amusing than any episode of Def Comedy Jam that I can recall. The pink and yellow beard is classic!
Comment by Keith — March 1, 2008 @ 11:37 am
Oh, too funny! I love the role reversal conversation. And the pink and yellow beard. Too cute.
Comment by Christine — March 1, 2008 @ 12:47 pm
ROFL pink and yellow beard, too cute!
Comment by Tanya — March 1, 2008 @ 5:00 pm
That last one sounds familiar…
Just wait until Swee’Pea sees some teenager with pink hair. THEN you’ll have some explainin’ to do!
Comment by Deanna — March 2, 2008 @ 10:50 pm
So, you weren’t just happy to see him?
Comment by Mama Zen — March 3, 2008 @ 9:01 pm