Mama never told me there’d be days like this…
“Daddy, push my chair in! Push my chair innnnnnn!”
“Daddy, I gotta go poo poo!!!”
“Daddy, can you help me wash my hands?!”
“Daddy, I wanna go outside. Now, Daddy!!”
“Daddy, I got a booger on my finger! Get it!”
“Daddy, I’m hungry. Can I have a snack?!”
“Daddy, Swee’Pea won’t share!”
“Daddy, I wanna watch Little Einsteins!”
“I don’t WANNA watch football!”
“Daddy, TheMonk’s sitting on me!”
“I want that, Swee’Pea!!”
“Daddy! I went poo poo again! Come wipe me!”
“Daddy, I squished a bug!”
“AAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”
“Daddy, come play with me.”
“Daddy, spin me like a helicopter.”
“Daddy, can we eat lunch outside?”
“Daddy, I dropped my grape on the ground.”
“Daddy, I ate the grape!”
“Can I have more grapes?”
“Daddy, I want to plant flowers with seeds.”
“Daddy, I want to play in the dirt.”
“Daddy, I brought you some dirt!”
“Daddy, can you wash my hands?”
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“Daddy, TheMonk’s sitting on me!”
What? No “Daddy, TheMonk’s touching me!”
Comment by DustyShelf — September 21, 2008 @ 5:30 am
“Daddy! Charlie just ate a booger off my finger!”
yeah, I understand.
Comment by Gidge — September 21, 2008 @ 8:08 am
…and……….?
(said lovingly, as one parent-of-twins to another)
Comment by Aina — September 21, 2008 @ 6:22 pm
Ah, and for all of the above listed reasons is why I sneak in at night to watch Da’Gorgeouses sleeping QUIETLY and peacefully. Totally understand where you’re coming from.
Hugs & Blessings!
Comment by MamáChanga — September 21, 2008 @ 10:45 pm
Earplugs. That’s the answer
Comment by Dan — September 22, 2008 @ 1:43 am
Dan is right.
Comment by Deanna — September 22, 2008 @ 9:51 am
Solution: Change your name. Also the earplug thing.
Comment by New Age Bitch — September 22, 2008 @ 10:27 am
Live it up…you are going to blink and they won’t need you for anything…or at least they will think they don’t.
Comment by mp — September 22, 2008 @ 2:07 pm
You gotta love it!
Comment by Stephanie — September 22, 2008 @ 4:08 pm
I lied, mia culpa.
Comment by Grandmother — September 23, 2008 @ 10:07 am